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We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉

It’s one thing to send a broken toy. But, to send a broken wand, with stains on the head and half of a button missing? What a shame. The Fantasy for Her Duo Wand looked like an interesting take on a wand. It has a curved head and is a comfortable size, not too big, not too small, but Pipedream lost a customer. I’ve gotten broken toys before. Years ago, I ordered a new Liberty 2 from Womanizer. I was so excited, the pandemic had closed down my job, leaving me at home to masturbate uninterrupted. Except, when the Liberty arrived, it didn’t work, no matter how long it charged nothing happened. I immediately reached out to Womanizer, and they replaced the toy, no questions asked, and I got a working toy in the end. It’s super normal, though still uncommon, for a toy to show up and not work. Most companies are great about replacing them. Had the Duo Wand just been broken, I would’ve gladly ordered another one. But alas, it showed up in its sealed plastic with stains on the head. I can’t imagine it had been used; that would truly cross so many lines. A toy should always arrive in its best condition, but there was chipping on the metal band around the handle, one button’s decal was smudged, and there were stains. Considering everything that was wrong with this toy, I don’t recommend trying toys from Pipedream.

The Pipedream Wanachi Mini Massager is a tiny dinosaur of a sex toy. It’s retro, from the colors and design to its materials and function. But retro is cool when it’s done right. This mini wand is battery powered and made of entirely ABS plastic. The downside is that the product is made of plastic. Yet, the upside, is the Wanachi Massager's rumbling vibrations. Yes, the head is rock solid, and is uncomfortable at first unless you like hard vibrations and surfaces. But nothing rattles and rumbles like ABS plastic. Wanachi’s Mini Massager has a mighty motor. With a dial at the end to adjust speed, you can crank the wand up to feel like a rocket about to launch. Which is exactly what I did, and it transformed my“take it or leave it” attitude to a thumbs up. The neck is poorly constructed with it’s accordion-style design, but the folds are too ridged to actually bend. You can stretch it out to get a solid curve in it, but it still doesn’t behave as well as a silicone neck. Overall, for a toy under $30, it’s not too shabby. I’d say if you’re on a trip and forgot your vibrator, you could pick this one up in a pinch and be content.

Amanita by Fantasy Grove is one of my absolute favorite fantasy dildos in my collection! The vertical texture is much easier on me than horizontal texture, and the "coronal ridge" is the perfect mushroom head for stimulating the g-spot or prostate. This short but thick dildo is anal safe, harness compatible, and seriously cute! To get an Amanita of your own, you can either shop Fantasy Grove's 2x/month inventory drops or order a custom made-to-order (MTO). With MTOs, you can select your size, firmness, pour style, colors, and add-ons. I absolutely love this dildo, I love Fantasy Grove, and I imagine you will too!

If temperature play and fucking yourself senseless is your thing, you should see what Pipedream Icicles can do for your moo moo cat.

This is a weird little toy. I’ve told you guys before that I judge sex toys by their cover. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I’ve been proven wrong many times. I was hoping to be proven wrong this time, really. I gave it a shot, I promise. Even when I had to go to the store and buy new batteries, I told myself it would be worth it. But this creepy and useless toy was not worth it. I also want to say, I’m all for lifelike dildos with realistic texture and ribbing. But do not dye it primary blue and make it unnecessarily squishy. I don’t have any interest in a soft and blue penis. I don’t like that it’s the same color as a children's toy. You can have lifelike and you can have bright colors, you cannot have them both and expect me to like it. A pastel would have been wonderful and an earth tone would have been even better. I’m not saying it can’t be colorful. I am saying that it cannot look and feel like a children’s slime tube. Aesthetics aside, let's discuss performance. First, it required batteries, but once we got past that annoyance and into playtime it did absolutely nothing for me. It was so soft and gooey. It doesn’t target your G-spot, and the handle is too short to maneuver. And while the veins and ribbing were nice, they were not as stimulating as I’m sure they were meant to be. Plus, the vibrations were “meh.” The only service it really provides is penetration. It’s hard to find something redeeming about this toy.

This clear, realistic dildo delivers an excellent balance of design, comfort, and usability. Its detailed shape and smooth texture provide a lifelike experience, while the sturdy suction base adds versatility for hands‑free use. Cleaning is quick and hassle‑free, and the body‑safe material ensures durability and safety. While it doesn’t include vibration functions, its silent nature makes it discreet and reliable. Overall, it’s a solid choice for anyone looking for a realistic and easy‑to‑maintain product at a fair price.

Decent quality, though nothing exceptional. The sizing labels are misleading as 'Beginner' is actually regular/average size, while 'Advanced' is large. This terminology feels problematic since it implies you need to 'advance' to a larger size, which doesn't make sense for most users. This information might help others choose the right option. The back of the packaging does indicate 'large,' but many online retailers don't show all angles of the product. The sizing would probably be clearer if you could compare them in person at a physical store.

The Lilith Fukumoto Fantasy Fleshlight is an amazing toy. Mixing fun aesthetics and a complex design, Fleshlight was able to craft something pretty special. This isn't your ordinary Fleshlight. As most Fleshlight sleeves feature a ton of chambers with their own unique designs, this one features only three (technically two, as one of the designs is used in the beginning and end of the sleeve). The textures were very complex and intense. This toy quickly gave me an orgasm and I'll definitely be returning to it again!

Omg I love this. It's huge, vein-y and hollow with enough room for an the average penis inside it. I have owned this for a few years and have had many... "Adventures" with it. I adore it beyond words. My only real criticism is the strap on. I strongly recomend that when it arrives, the top puts it on and adjusts the strap straight away. This is so it's ready to go with the minimal amount of adjustmet when it's time to play. This is because the strap is made of rubber, and can be a sod to adjust in a hurry. 🤣 DONT TRY AND ADJUST THE STRAP WITH LUBE COVERED FINGERS!!! 🤣 (I learnt that the hard way) Other than that, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED 💋💋💋

For someone looking for there first rabbit I would recommend the Eden Fantasy Love Bunny. It’s small and compact and pretty simple to use buttons are not the best and the low settings are kinda pointless but for a first rabbit give it a try. Everybody is different so maybe you will like it more. I loved reviewing it!

The 9" Black Fantasy Dildo is amazing and made me enjoy toys that are not obscene in size! The black color and ribbed texture made for a wonderful experience, both inside and outside the shower. The suctioning at the back of the toy makes it possible for me to enjoy the toy in a variety of settings.

The Dakila Hydra is an excellent dildo that manages to be both beautiful and functional. The 5-inch size makes it perfect for beginners like me or anyone who prefers smaller toys, while the textured ridges give those unique sensations that more experienced users will appreciate. The fantasy dragon design is executed really well with obvious care and attention to detail. The texture adds pleasurable variation without being uncomfortable. If you know you prefer completely smooth toys, this might not be your first choice, but I'd encourage you to consider trying it anyway because the sensations are quite pleasant. For anyone who appreciates aesthetically interesting toys, this is going to appeal to you immediately. The edgy design gives it character and makes it feel special in your collection The combination of perfect beginner size, strong suction base, quality materials, and stunning design makes this an easy recommendation. At $19, it's an absolute steal for what you're getting.

❤️ Omg I bloody love this! ❤️ I have always wanted one and had no idea what it was until I opened it Feels good, great for stimulation of vaginal and clit (so my cis friends tell me who randomly have this toy), bum, nipple, anywhere! Love it! 💋💋💋

Simply wonderful, whether teasing a sub during foreplay, using to enhance full sex, or getting yourself off with extra filling and vibration sensation, these plugs are great for anyone who likes a little back door fun, newbies to seasoned pros alike. I've been teasing myself while writing this whole review, and as soon as I finish, I'm going to go make sure I finish! ;) 10/10 recommend, happy to answer any other questions about these truly Elite trainers from Eden Fantasies.